Why Atheists Are Wrong. Wrong! WRONG! (My New Brilliant Proof God Exists) (contradiction, mercy)

[Sunstone]

Here's my new watertight, irrefutable proof that God exists -- based on the fact atheists are wrong Wrong! WRONG! What do you think? Worth a Nobel Prize?


1st Compelling Premise: Only people scared of being wrong want evidence in order to believe something.

2nd Compelling Premise: Atheists want evidence in order to believe in God.

3rd Compelling Premise: Atheists are scared of being wrong.

4th Compelling Premise: Atheists are wrong to be scared of being wrong.

5th Compelling Premise: Atheists say God doesn't exist.

6th Compelling Premise: But Atheists are wrong.

Convincing Conclusion: Therefore, God exists.

[doppelgänger]

You forgot one:

7th Compelling Premise: If anyone catches on to how silly this reasoning is, just play "whack-a-mole" with what you mean by "God."

[sandandfoam]

I prefer your hairy armpit argument

[Sunstone]

Originally Posted by stephenw

I prefer your hairy armpit argument

I'm on my way to becoming the greatest theologian of the 21st Century, you know. I've got to have more than one argument to do that.

[Don Penguinoini]

I think i am the best...Am i?

[Mestemia]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

Here's my new watertight, irrefutable proof that God exists -- based on the fact atheists are wrong Wrong! WRONG! What do you think? Worth a Nobel Prize?


1st Compelling Premise: Only people scared of being wrong want evidence in order to believe something.

2nd Compelling Premise: Atheists want evidence in order to believe in God.

3rd Compelling Premise: Atheists are scared of being wrong.

4th Compelling Premise: Atheists are wrong to be scared of being wrong.

5th Compelling Premise: Atheists say God doesn't exist.

6th Compelling Premise: But Atheists are wrong.

Convincing Conclusion: Therefore, God exists.

This would be funny if it weren't for so many people actually believing it...

[Mestemia]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

I'm on my way to becoming the greatest theologian of the 21st Century, you know. I've got to have more than one argument to do that.

You needs start up your own website with all these absolute proofs in one location.

[Sunstone]

This is still, even hours after I posted it, an unbeatable proof for God's existence. That's a new record for me to come up with a proof that has actually not been demolished within minutes. I'm so happy!

[Mercy Not Sacrifice]

Actually, it fails.

#6 is what the assertion is trying to prove. Now had it said "Atheists believe in nothing," which we all KNOW is completely true, it would have produced a contradiction that forced the original assertion to be valid.

So there. Just a little touch-up on your otherwise flawless proof!

[Sunstone]

Originally Posted by Mercy Not Sacrifice

Actually, it fails.

#6 is what the assertion is trying to prove. Now had it said "Atheists believe in nothing," which we all KNOW is completely true, it would have produced a contradiction that forced the original assertion to be valid.

So there. Just a little touch-up on your otherwise flawless proof!

*openly weeps* My proof! My compelling proof! Has it been demolished? *sobs*