Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You! (mystic, muslim)

[DallasApple]

Originally Posted by MysticSang'ha

Troublemane tried to sell me in a magazine once to the drug cartels in exchange for amnesty for screwing up a large shipment of high-grade cocaine due in to the Florida coast..........he steered the boat toward D.C. instead.

Mystic is secretly turned on at the thought of being bought and paid for..

Love

Dallas

[ThePhoenixSisters]

Originally Posted by mball1297

The only complaints I ever got were that I wasn't available enough. Leaving your complany was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't have to give you a percentage now, and have even more business (although I still give Mystic the same discount you gave her, as she is one of my best customers, well, next to Panda).

Disgruntled employees always change the story to suit themselves.
BTW... I hear Mball is now "suited" as a wrench weilding plumber. It's really his male customers that I'm worried about....

[DallasApple]

Originally Posted by ThePhoenixSisters

Disgruntled employees always change the story to suit themselves.
BTW... I hear Mball is now "suited" as a wrench weilding plumber. It's really his male customers that I'm worried about....

No other employs say the same thing..Your fixing to be shut down.Sorry..

Love

Dallas

[ThePhoenixSisters]

Originally Posted by MysticSang'ha

Troublemane tried to sell me in a magazine once to the drug cartels in exchange for amnesty for screwing up a large shipment of high-grade cocaine due in to the Florida coast..........he steered the boat toward D.C. instead.

Troublemane once brought Mystic home a Pirate , as a present from his overseas drug cartel travels.
Mystic loves that present to this day.
She keeps him in her own personal ship closet complete with planks and barrels.....

(but don't say I said so)

*Nixxie*

[MidnightBlue]

Originally Posted by ThePhoenixSisters

Hexaqua David plays guitar on shady street corners in nothing but a trench coat waiting for dirty old men to come by..... and tip him.....

What street corners, specifically?

The Phoenix Sisters are actually just three of DallasApple's multiple personalities.

[Quagmire]

MidnightBlue is the reincarnation of the guy who served pretzels and dip at the last supper.

[Panda]

Originally Posted by Quagmire

MidnightBlue is the reincarnation of the guy who served pretzels and dip at the last supper.

Quagmire knows this because he is so old he remembers it

[Sunstone]

When one of Bill's creationist friends asks Bill for their genealogy, Bill gives them a version with the generations laid out backwards. So far, none have yet caught on to his shameless trick.