
12-01-2007, 12:33 AM
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Religion: Bad Buddhist Friend
Title:Atheist Queer
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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ELIZA answers my prayers, sort of.
What happened when I prayed to ELIZA: > Hello, I am Eliza.
* Eliza, who art in the heavens, hallowed be thy name.
> Does that question interest you?
* Thy kingdom come.
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
> I see.
* Give us today our daily bread.
> Can you elaborate on that?
* And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them who trespass against us.
> Why do you ask?
* Lead us not into temptation.
> What does that suggest to you?
* But deliver us from the evil one.
> I see.
* For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, of Rogers, and of Weizenbaum, and of Turing, now and ever, and to the ages of ages. Amen.
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
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- J. Krishnamurti
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