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Old 11-06-2007, 11:39 AM
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If Satan is so smart, how come he can't even outwit such obviously brain challenged people as Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and James Dobson -- all of whom are saved in Christ? Huh?
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Old 11-06-2007, 11:49 AM
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If Satan is so smart, how come he can't even outwit such obviously brain challenged people as Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and James Dobson -- all of whom are saved in Christ? Huh?
Maybe they're moles for Satan?
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Old 11-06-2007, 11:58 AM
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If Satan is so smart, how come he can't even outwit such obviously brain challenged people as Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and James Dobson -- all of whom are saved in Christ? Huh?
Outsmart them? He has recruited and TRAINED them to offend as many possible converts as possible effectively keeping them away from Christianity and a life long service to mankind! Satan is a deceiver and the Father of lies.
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arent they the real satans?
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Outsmart them? He has recruited and TRAINED them to offend as many possible converts as possible effectively keeping them away from Christianity and a life long service to mankind! Satan is a deceiver and the Father of lies.
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