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Old 09-07-2007, 06:22 PM
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I've often wondered why there are no full time proselytizing missionaries in my apartment. How come no one sends any missions to my place? What am I doing wrong?
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:31 PM
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Because you outlaw proselytizing.
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:32 PM
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:55 PM
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Because you sell Amway?
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:57 PM
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I think they've just given up on you Phil. Immovable object meets irresitable force and all of that.
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Old 09-07-2007, 07:01 PM
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I think they've just given up on you Phil. Immovable object meets irresitable force and all of that.
But it's not true I'm an immovable object! I've often gotten off the couch to fetch a beer.
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Old 09-07-2007, 07:02 PM
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I think they've just given up on you Phil. Immovable object meets irresitable force and all of that.
Not if we send really cute missionaries
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Old 09-07-2007, 07:11 PM
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Perhaps Ms. Latex should keep a ready supply of bundt cake? It might attract some.
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