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I've said for years that penguins can't be trusted. They're underhanded, duplicitous, and bent on world domination! All one has to do is look around to see the evidence!
The Doubtful Guest by Edward Gorey The evil penguin from Wallace and Gromit The penguin of death The Madagascar Penguins THE PENGUIN! (Holy carp, those are rockets!) And the worst of the lot, that creepy Bud Ice penguin! The list goes on and on! Sure, some will call me a bigot. "How can you judge an entire species by the actions of a few?" Well, let me tell you: If a penguin could, they'd kill you and your entire family without a second thought! |
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I knew there was something up with those little guys...
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You know Nanda, if you have something to say to me, why not just come out and say it, huh? HUH?!
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Feathers McGraw rocks. That's a lie! A LIE!!!
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"The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming." — Gandalf |
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You forgot about the penguins that have invaded RF recently, Nanda! They're positively flapping about the place! It's a penguin...swarm!
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Yep, wish we had a better one though.
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"The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming." — Gandalf |
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Ha! That's just what you'd like us to believe!
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Well, if all penguins are smart like me, they'd realize that "you and your entire family" would be a lot to clean up afterward. And do you know just how hard it is to hold a rag and spray a spray bottle with wings that don't fold?! It's hard enough just to type in the first place.
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"The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming." — Gandalf |
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