Five Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk: (Jesus, blood)

[Ever learning]

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING T O SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

[Buttercup]

Hahaaa!

I like number three the best. Thanks!

[Hema]

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Hahaaa!

I like number three the best. Thanks!

From 2 to 5, number three is the best, but IMO, number one takes the cake!

It might help if you put a little Jesus statue near the monitor.

Okay guys, when you feel sleepy at work, take a little nap...now you have some good excuses!

[shadow_fire]

The blood bank one would probably work the best.

[FFH]

Originally Posted by Ever learning

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING T O SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

Wow, hilarious thx for the laughs...