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Old 07-13-2007, 08:36 AM
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So how come all Pagans pray to their Gods for granola? What's up with that? Are Pagans really that health conscious? Or, is it just a fad?
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:37 AM
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Because we don't eat anything else.
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:40 AM
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Because we don't eat anything else.
Strange, I was under the impression you ate babies too. That'll teach me to listen to fundies...

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Old 07-13-2007, 08:42 AM
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Strange, I was under the impression you ate babies too. That'll teach me to listen to fundies...

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Sometimes we eat baby granola bars...
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:17 AM
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So how come all Pagans pray to their Gods for granola?
Because Daddy eats them.
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:40 AM
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Granola is the food of the gods. All the different things coming together in perfect delicious harmony. It is the gods' symbolic food of the world.

That and a Nature Valley bar makes a good dessert after we're done with the main course of baby.
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:56 AM
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That and a Nature Valley bar makes a good dessert after we're done with the main course of baby.
Babies are so fattening anyway, we need something light after!
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:04 AM
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Babies are so fattening anyway, we need something light after!

You're not eating the fat are you??? You're supposed to trim that away so you can boil it up later for use in that flying potion we use on our brooms. Has no one taught you anything? Come, let me teach you our evil baby and granola eating, broom flying ways before it is too late.
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:20 AM
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You're not eating the fat are you??? You're supposed to trim that away so you can boil it up later for use in that flying potion we use on our brooms. Has no one taught you anything? Come, let me teach you our evil baby and granola eating, broom flying ways before it is too late.
Drat! I've been using the fat from murderers hung from the gallows. I gather it only on full moons when the mist creeps over the moors...
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