pick up lines (service)

[tcprowling]

Do pickup lines actually work? Let's hear some of your stories!

[wizanda]

“What is your phone number?”
“It’s in the phone books”….
”But I don’t know your name?”…..
”That’s in the phone book also!”


“How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
“Unfertilized!”


“Could I have the time I first met you?”
“You can have it twice, once for the moment we met and once for when we split up!”


Just a few taken from the best chat up replies….in other words don’t use them…..
A name is the most important sound in any person’s language, so get that bit right first and then use it, as it is allot friendlier.

[Dream Angel]

They dont with me - my fav though - being a biology student is "If I were an enzyme I would be DNA Helicase, so I can unzip your genes/jeans!"

[Dream Angel]

Originally Posted by wizanda

“What is your phone number?”
“It’s in the phone books”….
”But I don’t know your name?”…..
”That’s in the phone book also!”


“How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
“Unfertilized!”


“Could I have the time I first met you?”
“You can have it twice, once for the moment we met and once for when we split up!”


Just a few taken from the best chat up replies….in other words don’t use them…..
A name is the most important sound in any person’s language, so get that bit right first and then use it, as it is allot friendlier.

I like the chat up relies too!!!!! heres some others:-

1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

3.)Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.

6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?

9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

[Hema]

Originally Posted by tcprowling

Do pickup lines actually work? Let's hear some of your stories!

Muahahahaha!

Guys have told me that I'm beautiful and have commented on my eyes and lips. Nothing really impressed me because I knew that they were just lusting after me. However, eight and a half years ago, I saw my best friend's cousin at her aunt's wedding. The day after he called me and although he said that he couldn't stop staring at me when I was eating, he really took time to get to know me as a person. He became my friend and then I fell in love with him. Of course we're married now but when we were dating, guys would approach me and although I told them that I had a boyfriend, they would still insist that we can be friends - I mean complete strangers! Yeah, I believe that they just wanted to be friends!

In short, pick up lines never worked on me.

[slabbey06]

A couple of weeks ago a guy (who I never actually saw) had a girl I didn't know come up and give me his number on a piece of paper and she told me to "call him." Needless to say, I jumped at the opportunity to call a guy without knowing his name, seen him, or spoken to him, who had a girl give me his number.

[Dream Angel]

I tend to give them numbers of people I dont like if they ask for my number!

[MaddLlama]

I don't have any stories, but I have a funny pick up line (from an Eddie Izzard routine)

"I like my women like I like my coffee.....in a plastic cup."

Cracks me up.

[angellous_evangellous]

I wouldn't know. I've never needed them.

[Engyo]

One guy I know tells women that he feels like "a lesbian trapped in a man's body". I'm not really sure how successful he is with this line, though.