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Old 07-12-2007, 05:43 PM
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" Breakfast in the morning? Will I phone you or nudge you?"
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I don't have any stories, but I have a funny pick up line (from an Eddie Izzard routine)

"I like my women like I like my coffee.....in a plastic cup."

Cracks me up.
He has a few different versions too.

"I like my women like I like my coffee...hot, and strong, and with a spoon in them."

"I like my women like I like my coffee...covered in bees!"
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Old 07-12-2007, 06:32 PM
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My favorite: "Are those astronaut pants? Cause your *** is out of this world."
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The classic ghetto pick up line now a days is:

"Ey, what it do shawty?" translation: "Hey how are things going with you today?"

This somehow is supposed to be the ultiamte pick up line that gets the girl to stop in her tracks and talk to the guy. You know the stupid part about all that?



It works like a charm! (not on me though)
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