Wish Corruption (muslim)

MaddLlama · #1 07-10-2007, 12:18 AM

We don't have nearly enough games here. So, I'm going to fix that.

What you do is make a wish (could be anything, not necessarily a serious wish) then the next person to post has to corrupt that wish, then make one of their own.

For example, if I wrote I wish I had some chocolateSomeone else would respond with something like: Wish granted, but the chocolate has laxative

See, fun!

I'll start us off:

I wish I wasn't so tired

Inky · #2 07-10-2007, 12:23 AM

Oh oh, we had one of these last year. I guess it died.

You aren't tired anymore...because you fell asleep at the computer!

I wish I could fly.

Bishka · #3 07-10-2007, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inky

Oh oh, we had one of these last year. I guess it died.

You aren't tired anymore...because you fell asleep at the computer!

I wish I could fly.

You can fly but you fly right into an airplane engine.

I wish I was skinnier.

Buttercup · #4 07-10-2007, 12:26 AM

You have wonderful wings of gold but everyone wants to chop them off and sell them.

I wish I had a Corvette.

fullyveiled muslimah · #5 07-10-2007, 01:01 AM

Ahh wish granted but the corvette was a victim of katrina's floods.

I wish I had some new high heels.

jamaesi · #6 07-10-2007, 01:33 AM

I'm doing two, cause Becky's seems to have been accidentally skipped over!

Quote:

Originally Posted by beckysoup61

You can fly but you fly right into an airplane engine.

I wish I was skinnier.

Wish granted, but you turn into what looks like a skeleton with skin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fullyveiled muslimah

Ahh wish granted but the corvette was a victim of katrina's floods.

I wish I had some new high heels.

Wish granted, but one of the heels snaps off the shoes and you fall into a mud puddle.

I wish I had a pony.

Bishka · #7 07-10-2007, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khalila

I wish I had a pony.

You get your pony but it turns out it one of the horses of the apocalypse.

I want a water bed.

Buttercup · #8 07-10-2007, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khalila

I wish I had a pony.

You get a beautiful black pony with a bright white star on his forehead but the first time you talk to him he bites your ear off like Mike Tyson did Evander Holyfield's.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.