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Old 07-09-2007, 05:35 PM
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So, if God exists, how come He doesn't have an RF account?
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:36 PM
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:57 PM
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Old 07-09-2007, 06:32 PM
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He would, but that omnipotence thing really doesn't give him much time.
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Old 07-09-2007, 06:54 PM
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if s/he does show up, i reckon i owe them some frubals
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Old 07-09-2007, 07:02 PM
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Maybe they're just behind the times and still writing on scrolls.
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Old 07-09-2007, 07:05 PM
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So, if God exists, how come He doesn't have an RF account?
He keeps getting banned....
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Old 07-09-2007, 07:06 PM
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Perhaps he has higher standards than the rest of us.
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Old 07-09-2007, 07:07 PM
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It would be pointless. He wants us all to come back to Him, but there's a no proselytizing rule here.
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