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Old 07-09-2007, 07:39 PM
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Old 07-09-2007, 07:45 PM
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Don't ask, until you understand what Balaam teachings are, otherwise every penny will be paid....
What on earth does this have to do with the thread?
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Old 07-09-2007, 07:57 PM
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So, if God exists, how come He doesn't have an RF account?
Because He does???

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Old 07-09-2007, 08:01 PM
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He keeps getting banned....
No, God never posted anything, so there was no need to ban Him.
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Old 07-09-2007, 08:08 PM
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:51 AM
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So, if God exists, how come He doesn't have an RF account?
He probably forgot his password. I know I have.
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:53 AM
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What on earth does this have to do with the thread?
Sorry, if you watched all these peoples ignore you and was trying to help them all, with your name in most religious books, then maybe you would also find it funny....
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Old 07-10-2007, 07:42 AM
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"God" has 13,189 accounts (and counting).
He doesn't have mine! *hoardes her account like dragon gold*
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Old 07-10-2007, 07:47 AM
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