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07-08-2007, 02:14 PM
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Make each other laugh thread
Post a picture or a joke to make each other laugh. We all need a break and this forums seems to be getting a bit heavy as of late. C'mon, make us laugh.
    
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07-08-2007, 02:25 PM
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"I am vibrating at the speed of light..." - Michael Stipe 
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07-08-2007, 02:28 PM
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07-08-2007, 02:30 PM
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This one shouldn't make me laugh, but this is an actual attorney (link here).
Honestly, with this picture, I do not know if I want him representing me. 
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07-08-2007, 02:35 PM
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I've been waiting for a chance to use my chemistry jokes!
 Two atoms bumped into each other. "Oh, I'm so sorry!" said one. "Are you okay?" "No," said the other, "I think I lost an electron!" "Oh no! Are you certain?" "Yes, I'm positive!" One guy handed an apple to another guy and said, "Here, have a Snapple." "Wow, thanks!" said the other guy and bit into the apple. "Ow! This has metal in it!" "Yes," said the first, "it's an apple infused with tin." What's a benzene ring with iron instead of carbon? A ferrous wheel! If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see? A mole of molasses. ... please don't hurt me.
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07-08-2007, 02:37 PM
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07-08-2007, 02:41 PM
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Don't tell Khalila I said this, but she loves to have me explain the Snapple joke to her...
 Sn is the elemental symbol for tin. Sn + apple = apple infused with tin. When a molecule has iron in it it's sometimes called "ferrous", and benzene has a ring structure... ferrous wheel, har har. A mole is a unit used to measure atoms/molecules/anything you want. One mole is 6.02 x 10^23. If that many moles were digging that many holes, you'd see... well, lots of mole butts.
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07-08-2007, 02:46 PM
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That's a bit funnier now that I understand!
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07-08-2007, 03:00 PM
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