Signs (hell, church, God, heaven)

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
**************************On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
************************** On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
************************** On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
**************************At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout"
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
**************************At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
**************************On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts"
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At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
**************************On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
And
"We'll stuff You!" (Think on that one, take out the ')
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
**************************At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
**************************Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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At a Propane Filling Station
"Thank heaven for little grills