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View Poll Results: The message of Girls On Trampolines...
Deeply offends me at the same time it curls my toes. 1 16.67%
Deeply intrigues me when I'm drunk. 1 16.67%
Deeply deepens my understanding of life, love, beauty, and deepness. 1 16.67%
Deeply discourages me from mowing my lawn. 1 16.67%
Deeply deepens depending on my desire to delve into it. 2 33.33%
Has nothing whatsoever to do with my first true love: My first dog. 0 0%
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:40 PM
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Why does the message of Girls On Trampolines seem foolish and offensive to the unbelievers? Could it be because the unbelievers are sober? And is it not even more foolish to be sober when viewing Girls On Trampolines than it is to think Girls On Trampolines have a message worth pondering? Please ponder this!
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:54 PM
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It is not offensive to this unbeliever.... the more Girls on trampolines the better...
It is not a question of converting me... I am just a dirty old man.
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Get more Asian schoolgirls on the trampoline, then I might become a believer.
Yeah, I'm a pervert, hail to the king baby.
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Why does the message of Girls On Trampolines seem foolish and offensive to the unbelievers? Could it be because the unbelievers are sober? And is it not even more foolish to be sober when viewing Girls On Trampolines than it is to think Girls On Trampolines have a message worth pondering? Please ponder this!
The real problem is all the unbelievers who do believe in "Thanksgiving."
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Why does the message of Girls On Trampolines seem foolish and offensive to the unbelievers? Could it be because the unbelievers are sober? And is it not even more foolish to be sober when viewing Girls On Trampolines than it is to think Girls On Trampolines have a message worth pondering? Please ponder this!
That's your problem right there. You need to enforce your beer drinking commandment in a stricter fashion.

I suggest the ancient discipilnary practice of attaching jumper cables to the heretic's nipples.
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