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06-22-2007, 01:32 PM
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Are Knee High Socks Closer To God Than Ankle Socks?
Are people who wear knee high socks somehow closer to God than people who only wear ankle socks? Are you sure? Why are you sure?
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06-22-2007, 02:09 PM
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Knee high socks are closer to the genetals. So no.
or yes, depending on how you look at it  Wait, that answered the topit title question but not the OP question. If you believe modesty is godly, than people who wear knee high socks are more modest, and thus closer to god(liness), since it covers more of their legs.
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06-22-2007, 02:13 PM
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It depends on whether they are upside down.
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06-22-2007, 03:36 PM
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Well, women wear knee-high socks frequently, @ young tender ages most often, and women are closer to GOD than most men by their very nature. However, they also wear ankle socks more often than men, so now I'm confused by this new paradox...
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06-22-2007, 03:45 PM
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This is because you might unknowingly walk on Holy Ground.
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06-22-2007, 07:03 PM
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06-22-2007, 09:17 PM
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But the Bible is clear that one is not to wear anything on their feet lest they unknowingly tread upon Holy Ground with their feet covered and cause offense.
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#8
06-24-2007, 03:41 AM
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Knee-high socks arequite attractive, I think. The girls at my school were required to wear them in most cases.
Procreation is very godly. "Be fruitful, and multiply" etc. That's my reasoning, anyway.  
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06-24-2007, 04:38 AM
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If you stand straight, the top of the sock at least is nearer God The "Soul" of the sock is as far away as ever.
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Amen! Truly I say to you: Gather in my name. I am with you.
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06-24-2007, 02:23 PM
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 Had to go and ruin it with your historical accuracy...
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