How Come No One's Curious What Kind Of Underwear I Have On? (Mormon)

[FatMan]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

So, how come some people have a really, really "healthy" fascination with what some people wear under their clothes, but no one asks me what kind of underwear I wear?

I have a fear that if you answered "Commando" that my respect for all of the armed forces would go right out the drawer.

[Sunstone]

Originally Posted by Halcyon

I'm curious too.

You're just saying that. If you really, really cared, you would have asked before I was forced to bring the subject up myself. No one cares. No one cares what kind of underwear I wear! I know this is a cruel, hard world. I just never expected it to as cruel and hard as it really is. Until now!

[Dream Angel]

Originally Posted by MaddLlama

I'll tell you what I'm wearing if you tell me what you're wearing first.

And, we could take the courtesy one step further, and inquire if everyone has had a healthy bowel movement today.

(searches for the number of the therapist)

[Halcyon]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

I just never expected it to as cruel and hard as it really is.

This suggests to me that you're wearing tortoise hide underpants today, may i suggest adorable baby goat pants tomorrow, then the world will seem a bright and spanky place. (although to make certain the baby goat is actually adorable, you may need to slaughter it yourself, unless of course you know a good slaughterman who you trust making judgements of cuteness)

[Panda]

Wasn't it written on your head incase you escape?

Anyway as im sure none of you wanted to know I am being very boring and wearing black boxers, but nothing else. (Yup you all have a lovely mental picture in your head now, don't all thank me at once)

So sunstone please do share

[Dream Angel]

Originally Posted by Halcyon

This suggests to me that you're wearing tortoise hide underpants today, may i suggest adorable baby goat pants tomorrow, then the world will seem a bright and spanky place. (although to make certain the baby goat is actually adorable, you may need to slaughter it yourself, unless of course you know a good slaughterman who you trust making judgements of cuteness)

Although make sure you dont slaughter something else too - that could become messy!!!

(sorry couldnt resist)

[Dream Angel]

Originally Posted by Panda

Wasn't it written on your head incase you escape?

Anyway as im sure none of you wanted to know I am being very boring and wearing black boxers, but nothing else. (Yup you all have a lovely mental picture in your head now, don't all thank me at once)

So sunstone please do share

Thats the scottish for you!