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View Poll Results: Why do atheists childishly rebell against God?
They have nothing better to do on a Saturday night. 0 0%
They do not like God's fashion sense one bit. 1 9.09%
They just want to attract attention to themselves. 0 0%
They are way too cool for God to hang with. 1 9.09%
They rebell as an excuse not to know the answers to important theological questions. 1 9.09%
They prefer having sex to speaking in tongues. 5 45.45%
No, that's not it. Try again! 2 18.18%
They want to impress God with their maturity and independence. 1 9.09%
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Old 06-17-2007, 08:50 PM
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Nonsense! It is well known that all atheists are atheists because they are childishly rebelling against God. I don't know where you're getting your information.

I get my info from the bottom of my Cracker Jack boxes. Isn't that where everybody gets their information from? God told me to eat them for messages and special surprises. Imagine my surprise when I found a note that said he didn't exist.....

Man, I'm so confused! I need more Cracker Jacks..... OOOOHHHH! I rub on tattoo.....
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Old 06-17-2007, 09:22 PM
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I get my info from the bottom of my Cracker Jack boxes. Isn't that where everybody gets their information from? God told me to eat them for messages and special surprises. Imagine my surprise when I found a note that said he didn't exist.....

Man, I'm so confused! I need more Cracker Jacks..... OOOOHHHH! I rub on tattoo.....
Of course, everyone gets their information from the bottom of Cracker Jack boxes. Where else can you get quality information these days? Even Wiki routinely references the bottom of Cracker Jack boxes.

All the same, even atheists know God exists -- they're just rebelling against Him from one childish motive or another. We all know that.
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Old 06-17-2007, 09:59 PM
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Those aren't mutually exclusive.
I don't know about you, doppelgänger, but my agnostic girlfriend would be turned off for the rest of the week if I started babbling incoherently and claimed it was a sign of my allegiance to God. Now, babbling incoherently without an excuse...
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