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Old 07-21-2007, 05:36 PM
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Hans laughs at his impending demise. "There's only one good way to die! Valhöll awaits me!" Hans pulls back on the net with all his might in an attempt to throw off the balance of the guards. Eager to kill or be killed, Grote Hans lashes out at everyone around him with the intent of killing as many people as he can before he dies.
there are only three of them, and they were all too engaged in kicking you to keep hold of the net. your hard tug on the net knocks two of them over, the other stumbles back, and you are able to roll slightly - but you can't find the opening to the net, you are still trapped inside of it.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:33 PM
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you notice a group of 8-10 men with matching colored leather armor and swords moping around outside one of the taverns looking a bit down on their luck... they look like soldiers without an army to join or a war to fight.
*Pete looks at the strange men. Not sure if a group such is this is worth the trouble, but knowing they need some new crew. Pete gives a mental shrug and approaches the group casually.*
"Yer all of a bit over dressed fer a place like this ain't ye." Pete says in a friendly/coversational tone.
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:28 PM
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they dragged Hans away from the town to a secluded area - you can follow them and observe them
Following the four of them, Mesty waits for them to stop then calls out "HEY! What you think you doing?"
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:09 PM
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*Pete looks at the strange men. Not sure if a group such is this is worth the trouble, but knowing they need some new crew. Pete gives a mental shrug and approaches the group casually.*
"Yer all of a bit over dressed fer a place like this ain't ye." Pete says in a friendly/coversational tone.
"Yeah, well, we're in one of them loose-loose situations, ain't we." one of the men says, he's leaning against a wall, his sword the only one who's hilt is encrusted with gems and stones. "Trade been slow recently, no wars on right now and we ain't much good as sailors, we're land troops. but alas, i'm sure you have elsewheres to be, friend, less you desire a drink?" the man says, motioning towards the tavern, his men's ears picking up.
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"Yeah, well, we're in one of them loose-loose situations, ain't we." one of the men says, he's leaning against a wall, his sword the only one who's hilt is encrusted with gems and stones. "Trade been slow recently, no wars on right now and we ain't much good as sailors, we're land troops. but alas, i'm sure you have elsewheres to be, friend, less you desire a drink?" the man says, motioning towards the tavern, his men's ears picking up.
"Eh, why not. This trips been short on enjoyment. Ain't had a proper drink since the Rum run out on ship. Might terrible thin' to have the Rum run out." Pete shrugs and heads over to the Tavern.
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Old 08-09-2007, 04:21 PM
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Father Nuts goes to the main deck of the ship and wonders where the hell everyone went.

We've been docked here for a freakin' long time, Lord.
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*Zayl steps out of the shadows, seeming stronger then before, having an air of power around him, he goes and stand next to Father Nuts*

"can you not feel it? something is amiss inland. whatever it is I am going to stop it"
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*Zayl steps out of the shadows, seeming stronger then before, having an air of power around him, he goes and stand next to Father Nuts*

"can you not feel it? something is amiss inland. whatever it is I am going to stop it"
Be swift, brother! I'll take care of the ship.
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Be swift, brother! I'll take care of the ship.
*Zayl leaps over the side of the ship, the only sound is of his robe and cloak flowing in the wind, he lands firmly on the dock below, and disappears into the shadows, Dagger and magic at the ready*
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