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Old 06-15-2007, 12:07 PM
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"Thanks for the advice, captain."
"you will need this as well Priest"

*throws a key to Nuts*

"your quarters are opposite mine in the main cabin at the back of the ship, you will need that key to get in. there is the last Priest's library contained within, some oils and herbs, and some fine wine and preserved biscuits for your communion services. i will come and discuss your role on ship with you shortly"
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*Zayl sits in a darkened corner of the crew quarters, head bowed, it seems chanting can be heard, but then a snore escapes from under the hood.*
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:12 PM
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"you will need this as well Priest"

*throws a key to Nuts*

"your quarters are opposite mine in the main cabin at the back of the ship, you will need that key to get in. there is the last Priest's library contained within, some oils and herbs, and some fine wine and preserved biscuits for your communion services. i will come and discuss your role on ship with you shortly"
*nods to captain*

"Thank you, captain.*

*Nuts goes to his cabin and begins reviewing the library, oils, and herbs.*
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:13 PM
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Tah'Vraay lays down lazyily on her hammock, and starts rummaging through her pouch. She pulls out a tiny red pepper and chews it deliberately.

"So, whatcha got in the chest?" She says, looking in Mesty's direction.
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:15 PM
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as the new recruits disappear down below, Captain Mike flaps onto his perch behind the wheel, and starts steering the ship out of the port as the sails are released and tightened.
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:22 PM
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"So, whatcha got in the chest?"
"Nothing as of yet."

*Mesty then starts to empty a ragged and mostly patched leather sack, putting the contents of which; three old worn books, four daggers, two full length moth eaten hooded cloaks, and two candles, along with the ragged sack, folded neatly, into the chest.*

"now you know."
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:32 PM
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*Zayl watches the two talk from across the room, still sitting in the corner, he gets up and walks out of the room, vanishing down a dark hallway*
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:37 PM
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"And I thought I traveled light," she chuckled, looking down at her two full rucksacks, and various weapons leaning against the wall.
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*zayl continues down the hall way, coming upon the stairway to deckside. he climbs up into the sunlight, looks at the captain, then heads to the front deck, surveying the ship and crew*
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