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In my humble opinion, anyone can predict a nuclear baby will be born, but it takes a real prophet to predict when the kid will learn to snorkle.
That's why I asked my next door neighbor -- who's a real prophet when not working his diswashing job -- to predict when the nuclear baby will learn to snorkle. His prophecy: July 21, 2015, between the hours of 10:00 A.M. and 4:00 P.M. So, please don't send your money to that other guy who could only predict when the kid was gonna be born. Instead, send your money to my neighbor and my beer fund. Thanks!
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Can anyone recommend a good nuclear babysitter? Our last one quit after one too many meltdowns.
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See if can get the sun, to make one for you
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