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06-02-2007, 01:11 AM
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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#2
06-02-2007, 03:57 AM
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ROFL
 I gotta give out some more frubals so I can give you some.
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06-02-2007, 12:11 PM
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Wow.
That was absolutely hilarious. Frubals to that.
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The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman Chanakya (350-283 B.C.E)
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#4
07-06-2007, 04:51 AM
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I found a video version of this joke!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...93890036&hl=en
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