Why does Nanda hate men so very much? (tradition, hell)

[Nanda]

Originally Posted by kadzbiz

Well, I did say, "someone said", but in any case, what do you think?

I think... I think I'd better make sure that you know this is a joke thread before I answer that one.

[gnomon]

Originally Posted by Nanda

Why am I such a man-hating feminazi hell-bent on destroying the traditional family as we know it? Why do I want to string up every white hetero male on the planet and worship the woman and make her all powerful? Is it because my mother was a domineering harpy who emasculated my father in front of me repeatedly during my formative years? Is it because I'm ugly and fat, and can't attract a man, so I've become a bitter spinster-shrew? Am I secretly a self-loathing bull-dyke? Please let me know, the suspense is killing me! (Though I have to warn you, if you're a man, I'll just ignore anything you say anyway.)

Personally I just think snookums needs some "me" time.

[Sunstone]

I think the reason Nanda hates men so very much has to do with the pathetic way men never listen, but only give advice. My advice to her is to just put it behind her as best she can.

[Gentoo]

I think Nanda hates men because she's smart to

[gmelrod]

Originally Posted by Nanda

Is that an offer?

Well you will have to ask my gf's permission

[Nanda]

Originally Posted by gmelrod

Well you will have to ask my gf's permission

Naturally. You're not allowed to make these decisions for yourself.

[gmelrod]

Originally Posted by Nanda

Naturally. You're not allowed to make these decisions for yourself.

Yes it turn out that since I am male I am incapable of making any choices (like what to wear, what to eat, what i want to do for fun, and a host of other things, one can assume that I am not free to dispense sweet man lovin at will, to the world's great loss.)

[gnomon]

Originally Posted by gmelrod

Yes it turn out that since I am male I am incapable of making any choices (like what to wear, what to eat, what i want to do for fun, and a host of other things, one can assume that I am not free to dispense sweet man lovin at will, to the world's great loss.)

Well I don't know about you but one of my female coworkers has made it quite clear that I need a girlfriend just so I can dress myself properly. If we didn't work together I would suggest she show me how to dress.

What's wrong with pleated pants anyway?

[Sunstone]

Originally Posted by gnomon

Well I don't know about you but one of my female coworkers has made it quite clear that I need a girlfriend just so I can dress myself properly. If we didn't work together I would suggest she show me how to dress.

What's wrong with pleated pants anyway?

It sounds to me like she's interested in you! Forget that she's a coworker! Who cares if you keep the job! Ask her out!