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Old 05-15-2007, 08:48 AM
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Why do all atheists hate puppies and children? And, while we're at it, what is it with atheists and sunrises? I mean, how come all those atheist folk hate sunrises? Especially beautiful sunrises?

Then again, how come all atheists are grouches and drink too much coffee?
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:59 AM
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it follows naturally from being cold and logical, and having faith in our religion that teaches that life is utterly absurd and meaningless.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:00 AM
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Well, I can't speak for all atheists, of course, but my hatred of all things beautiful and wonderful stems solely from my bleak, nihilistic world view and the fact that I secretly know in my heart that the theists are right, but am too stubborn to admit it.
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well they are not following Hitler ... he loved dogs and children....
But then he was a Catholic
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...And, while we're at it, what is it with atheists and sunrises? I mean, how come all those atheist folk hate sunrises? Especially beautiful sunrises?...
Since I are not one of the atheistical types, I dunno. I mean...who could hate this beautiful sunrise? I'm just glad my lovely wife, who is not an atheist either, was awake Sunday morning a week ago to snap the pic while we were vacationing in Daytona .
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Since I are not one of the atheistical types, I dunno. I mean...who could hate this beautiful sunrise? I'm just glad my lovely wife, who is not an atheist either, was awake Sunday morning a week ago to snap the pic while we were vacationing in Daytona .
Ugly. *pouts*

Stop rubbing it in our faces, CX.




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Why do all atheists hate puppies and children?

Then again, how come all atheists are grouches and drink too much coffee?
oh no. i drink too much coffee! I am a grouch!
this means... I AM AN ATHEIST!


but i love puppies and children! and children with puppies! and i'm not talking about as menu items either so .... I AM NOT AN ATHEIST!

*cognitive dissonance meltdown to follow shortly*
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Well I cant speak for every athiest out there but personally I do like puppies and children and I do appreciate beauty, possibly more than alot of you people who are theists. Actually, I find it quite funny how alot of theists, especially christians, attempt to make athiests out to be some sort of evil or demonic group of people.
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Well I cant speak for every athiest out there but personally I do like puppies and children and I do appreciate beauty, possibly more than alot of you people who are theists. Actually, I find it quite funny how alot of theists, especially christians, attempt to make athiests out to be some sort of evil or demonic group of people.
yes it is our great joy to make fun of demons and atheists. it makes us cavort uncontrollably and roll around on the floor "laughing in the spirit"

especially when you don't recognize satire when you see it...now THAT'S funny! har har!
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