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Old 05-11-2007, 04:02 PM
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coffee coffee coffee, coffee coffee *cough*
coffee coffee coffee! coffee whiskey *cough*
coffee coffee coffee, coffee coffee *cough*
coffee! coffee! coffee! coffee! coffee coffee *gasp* croak!


I call it "coffee coffee coffee." Alternative title was, "Life slurps, and then you die".
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Old 05-11-2007, 04:05 PM
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needs more coffee and less avoiding the subject.
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Old 05-11-2007, 04:06 PM
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coffee coffee coffee, coffee coffee *cough*
coffee coffee coffee! coffee whiskey *cough*
coffee coffee coffee, coffee coffee *cough*
coffee! coffee! coffee! coffee! coffee coffee *gasp* croak!


I call it "coffee coffee coffee." Alternative title was, "Life slurps, and then you die".

I think it would flow even better if you put one more coffee in each of the first two lines.


Hahahahahaha! Just kidding! I love it.

The system *curse you system!* would not let me frubal you.

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Old 05-11-2007, 04:11 PM
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i'm actually a bit disappointed - you'd probably make a fine poet.
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:10 PM
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:44 PM
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coffee coffee coffee, coffee coffee *cough*
coffee coffee coffee! coffee whiskey *cough*
coffee coffee coffee, coffee coffee *cough*
coffee! coffee! coffee! coffee! coffee coffee *gasp* croak!


I call it "coffee coffee coffee." Alternative title was, "Life slurps, and then you die".
Um.... are you sure you're not a UU?
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:57 PM
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Um.... are you sure you're not a UU?
Were it UU, the poem would have had references to tea, coke, lemonade, butter milk, orange juice, beer, ...
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:12 PM
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Were it UU, the poem would have had references to tea, coke, lemonade, butter milk, orange juice, beer, ...
Um... nope.

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, by Christopher Gist Raible
(sung to the tune of Holy, Holy, Holy)

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee,
Praise the strength of coffee.
Early in the morn we rise with thoughts of only thee.
Served fresh or reheated,
Dark by thee defeated,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.

Though all else we scoff we
Come to church for coffee;
If we're late to congregate, we come in time for thee.
Coffee our one ritual,
Drinking it habitual,
Brewed black by perk or drip instantly.

Coffee the communion
Of our Uni-Union,
Symbol of our sacred ground, our one necessity.
Feel the holy power
At our coffee hour,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.


The only thing that suggests willamena might not be a UU is that she didn't specify FAIR TRADE coffee. But then she might be a heretic UU.
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:20 PM
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