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Old 05-11-2007, 03:05 PM
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Like most people, I've often wondered why all theists secretly envy atheists?

Is it because atheists get to grin and make funny jokes during the most boring parts of long sermons?

Is it because atheists get hot dates from misguided people who want to convert them to theism over after-the-movie drinks?

Is it because most 10 year olds look up to atheists as daring dare-devils?

Or is there some more subtle reason all theists secretly envy atheists?
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It's certainly not because atheists have more extravagant cathedrals....
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Old 05-11-2007, 03:27 PM
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It's because we get to sleep in on Sundays.
So do Jews and Muslims
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It's certainly not because atheists have more extravagant cathedrals....
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That's news to me. Sounds like a stereotype.
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That's news to me. Sounds like a stereotype.
Of course it's a stereotype...otherwise it wouldn't be a very funny joke.
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