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Old 05-07-2007, 11:41 AM
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All boys go swimming in the summer.

Jesus could not go swimming because he walked on water, rather than swam in water.

Thus, Jesus was not a boy.

If Jesus was not a boy, he must have been a girl.

QED: Jesus was a girl.

Am I right? Huh? Huh? Am I right?
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:52 AM
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Hard to argue with air-tight logic like that!
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:06 PM
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All boys go swimming in the summer.

Jesus could not go swimming because he walked on water, rather than swam in water.

Thus, Jesus was not a boy.

If Jesus was not a boy, he must have been a girl.

QED: Jesus was a girl.

Am I right? Huh? Huh? Am I right?
Your second premise contains an argument and is a faulty premise because it contains the word "because", you need to break it down into multiple premises.

secondly, a sound argument does not make proof unless all of the premises are true, in your argument, there might be a premise or two that isn't true. For example, we also know Jesus was baptized which means he can go under the water if he wants to.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:29 PM
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Your second premise contains an argument and is a faulty premise because it contains the word "because", you need to break it down into multiple premises.

secondly, a sound argument does not make proof unless all of the premises are true, in your argument, there might be a premise or two that isn't true. For example, we also know Jesus was baptized which means he can go under the water if he wants to.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:36 PM
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Your first statement is incorrect, completely invalidating the rest of your arguement! :P
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:39 PM
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Your first statement is incorrect, completely invalidating the rest of your arguement! :P
Incorrect???? C'est impossible!!!! It is well known among those who know well that all real boys go swimming in the summer!!!
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:58 PM
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Incorrect???? C'est impossible!!!! It is well known among those who know well that all real boys go swimming in the summer!!!
Ah... So this is an arguement based entirely on a bigoted notion of gender-bias. Good day to you!
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Old 05-07-2007, 05:04 PM
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Ah... So this is an arguement based entirely on a bigoted notion of gender-bias. Good day to you!
On the contrary! This is an argument based on the most sound reasoning and air tight logic imaginable.
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All boys go swimming in the summer.

Jesus could not go swimming because he walked on water, rather than swam in water.

Thus, Jesus was not a boy.

If Jesus was not a boy, he must have been a girl.

QED: Jesus was a girl.

Am I right? Huh? Huh? Am I right?
OMG....

I didn't go swimming this last summer. Therefore I cannot be a boy. Thus, I must be a girl. However, I have not had a period in several months.

OMG! I'm pregnant!
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