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Old 03-01-2007, 07:24 PM
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"Naughty nurse" sacked... and then sacked!


Halima Muratovic

TUZLA, BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA (SOLI) - Halima Muratovic, 21, Muslim, of Kiseljak, at a press conference today was fired from her position as a home-care nurse under the authority of the Kiseljak Clinic.

"It was brought to our attention during a recent audit of staff electronic mail accounts that inappropriate exchanges occurred between a subcontracted employee, Halima Muratovic, and no less than 18 male patients," said Hasan Rojo, administrative officer of Kiseljak Clinic.

These exchanges, said Rojo, included the sharing of photographs of Halima Muratovic, in Bosnian flag costume, engaged in various sexual acts with male patients. A total of 97 images were recovered from staff electronic mail account's trash bin for Halima Muratovic, in which photos were depicted sexual acts with no less than 18 separate individuals.

"Halima Muratovic's contract with Kiseljak Clinic is immediately and permanantly void, said Rojo.

Added Rojo, "Kiseljak Clinic upholds the highest standards of professional ethics and there is no place for such behavior among our staff and subcontracted employees."
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Old 03-01-2007, 07:27 PM
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Old 03-01-2007, 07:27 PM
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"Naughty nurse" sacked... and then sacked!
LOL...What kinda nursing system do they have over there...damn...better than a get well card I suppose...
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Old 03-02-2007, 06:42 AM
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I feel a broken leg coming on. Oh, yes. I need a nurse bad.


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Old 03-02-2007, 06:55 AM
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Now if only Universal Health Care provided that kind of care universally! (sorry, the shallow masculine comments need to keep going).
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Well she may have a future in porn.

I'm lucky to get a cup of tea from Mrs A_E when I am in "recovery."

A_E: Broken leg.

Mrs. A_E: Get off your bum and mow the yard!

Not a thought at all about taking pics of rehabilitation exercises.
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Old 03-02-2007, 09:46 AM
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Of course she wasn't married to any of these lucky besterds.
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