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Old 02-22-2007, 11:37 AM
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Say, Alyssa, is there any chance that you, like me, are feeling a bit down today because you haven't insulted any theists yet this morning? I mean, I've just been dying to call someone arrogant for believing their religion might have some truth in it. If we don't do that soon, I'll feel like my life has no purpose.
Yes, Phil, I do feel down for not having insulted a theist yet this morning - and it's almost noon where I'm at!

I certainly think calling theists arrogant for believing their religions can hold some truth would make me feel a little better. I think questioning their intelligence and mental health for believing in God and comparing that belief to belief in the tooth fairy would really cheer me up too.
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:39 AM
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Say, Alyssa, is there any chance that you, like me, are feeling a bit down today because you haven't insulted any theists yet this morning? I mean, I've just been dying to call someone arrogant for believing their religion might have some truth in it. If we don't do that soon, I'll feel like my life has no purpose.
Ha ha! I laugh at you! For I am a happy theist, determined to make my life as bright and hopeful as can possibly be (or until I can't stomach it anymore).

I sure hope that no atheists come by and shatter my fragile theistic world.
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:41 AM
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Yes, Phil, I do feel down for not having insulted a theist yet this morning - and it's almost noon where I'm at!

I certainly think calling theists arrogant for believing their religions can hold some truth would make me feel a little better. I think questioning their intelligence and mental health for believing in God and comparing that belief to belief in the tooth fairy would really cheer me up too.
O Joy! My life feels more fulfilled just thinking about who we're going to insult! But who should that be? Lilithu? Mister Emu? Michel? Hema? So many theists, so little time.
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:43 AM
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Ha ha! I laugh at you! For I am a happy theist, determined to make my life as bright and hopeful as can possibly be (or until I can't stomach it anymore).

I sure hope that no atheists come by and shatter my fragile theistic world.
Oh, Gentoo! You're happy now, but you just consider this: The tooth fairy doesn't believe your socks exist!!! No, she doesn't!!! And if not even the tooth fairy believes your socks exist, what are the chances that your belief about your socks is the right one. Huh? Answer me that!
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:44 AM
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Ha ha! I laugh at you! For I am a happy theist, determined to make my life as bright and hopeful as can possibly be (or until I can't stomach it anymore).

I sure hope that no atheists come by and shatter my fragile theistic world.
Oh my Zeuss! Are you really a theist?! How can you believe that there is any deity?! I mean, there's cancer and diseases and other bad things in the world! Why would a deity allow that?! Unless he's a jerk and just lets it all happen. I mean, why would you even want to believe in something like that?! I mean, are you stupid or crazy or something? I mean, it's like believing in the Easter Bunny or the tooth fairy! Let me guess, you believe Santa's real too?! Also, science already proves there is no God! Don't you know anything about science and evolution? Probably not because you believe in sky daddies!
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:45 AM
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Oh, Gentoo! You're happy now, but you just consider this: The tooth fairy doesn't believe your socks exist!!! No, she doesn't!!! And if not even the tooth fairy believes your socks exist, what are the chances that your belief about your socks is the right one. Huh? Answer me that!
She doesn't? But she didn't say anything about that the last time she was over for tea... has she been keeping secrets from me? AGAIN??!!
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:46 AM
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I mean, are you stupid or crazy or something?
I vote a little of both
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She doesn't? But she didn't say anything about that the last time she was over for tea... has she been keeping secrets from me? AGAIN??!!
Dear, I made the tea that time, and you know how I like to spice it up a bit...
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She doesn't? But she didn't say anything about that the last time she was over for tea... has she been keeping secrets from me? AGAIN??!!