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Old 02-13-2007, 09:12 PM
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A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.

All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.

The barman came over and said "Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!" the panda calmly replied "Do you know what I am?" "Why yes," the barman answered. "Your a panda." "Good," the panda nodded "Now go home and look up 'panda' in the dictionary." And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.

After a while, he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition:

PANDA:
1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:16 PM
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PANDA:
1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
I think you might enjoy this book:

http://www.amazon.com/Eats-Shoots-Le...e=UTF8&s=books
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:36 AM
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Ha ha ha ha! That's so funeee. I thought this thread was about Buttons though.
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:44 AM
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Ha ha ha ha! That's so funeee. I thought this thread was about Buttons though.
What makes you think it isn't?

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Found this joke on a site that should remain nameless...

But it was funny, so had to share it!



A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.

All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.

The barman came over and said "Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!" the panda calmly replied "Do you know what I am?" "Why yes," the barman answered. "Your a panda." "Good," the panda nodded "Now go home and look up 'panda' in the dictionary." And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.

After a while, he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition:

PANDA:
1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
Very funny joke, gets me every time but it's very old lol.

What's ET short for?

Because he has no legs!
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