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Old 02-14-2007, 12:55 PM
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Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb.
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Old 02-14-2007, 01:08 PM
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Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb.
The awful mental picture ruins the joke.
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:14 PM
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Chuck Norris' heart does not beat. His blood cells circulate because they are constantly looking for a way out.

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
I hadn't heard these two yet! I especially love the Nesting Doll one!
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:16 PM
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When Chuck Norris opens a can of whup- (fanny), there's a mirror inside.

(This is also one that tends to get used for Jack Bauer facts, which I'm loving, too.)
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A tip of the Resistol to you Booko, and a big thanks to Robtex for letting me know that this thread was here. Ahh, so glad to see others getting on the bandwagon that is Chuck Norris. Let me add a couple of legends to the already fantastic array we have seen thus far.

Chuck Norris, in spite of being in numerous films where he has killed people in a variety of gruesome ways has never won a "Best Actor" award. . . Chuck Norris was not acting.

Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman by pointing at her and saying "booyah"

Chuck Norris' wife once said to him "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" to which Chuck Norris screamed "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS?" and promptly ripped her throat out shouting, again, "DON'T &UCK WITH CHUCK!!!" . . . 2 years and 5 months later he realized the irony of this situation and laughed so hard that everyone in a 100 mile radius went deaf.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will take yours too. . . you may be thinking this is impossible because you are already not a virgin, but you are dead wrong.

Introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, and she will introduce you to your biological father.

When Chuck Norris was informed by the International Olympic Committe that his urine had tested positive for steroids Chuck replied "What do you think they make steroids from?"

I could literally go on for pages and pages, but this will have to do for now, cause I gotta get some work done. Great idea for a thread.

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Whoohoooo! I was missing you when I thought of this thread! The steroids one is one of my favorites so far!
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