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Old 02-13-2007, 10:01 PM
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Another man far cooler than Chuck.

George Washington!
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:17 PM
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
I love that one.

Chuck Norris did defeat Bruce Lee once.
Bob Barker also studies under Chuck Norris. Fear the old game show host!
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:20 PM
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One of my favorites: Others people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas!
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:21 PM
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:59 PM
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:23 PM
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If Chuck Norris is running late, then time better slow the **** down.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard, his foot broke the space-time continium, and he ended up roundhouse kicking Amelia Earrheart while she was flying over the pacific island.

Whats on the mind of someone Chuck Norris is roundhouse kicking? Chuck's foot.

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night before he goes to bed.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names of his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris the reason Waldo is hiding.

The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserable.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. Chuck Norris then turned that wine into beer.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse. Today, the descendants of that horse are known as giraffes.

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:34 AM
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Chuck Norris' heart does not beat. His blood cells circulate because they are constantly looking for a way out.

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
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