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Old 02-13-2007, 04:06 PM
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This video is better - it lacks the five minutes of stretching.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...00884237801739
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That is so beautiful! *begins to weep*
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Chuck Norris took a beating from Bruce Lee.

Lee, was THE man back then.
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Old 02-13-2007, 05:21 PM
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Steven Seagal only uses the hide of the Ninja. Chuck Norris uses every part.
Chuck Norris has tears that can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry. Ever.

Yeah, Chuck is alright, but Mr T is the man!
Let's face it. When Mr T dies, he won't just die. He will explode in one mega-pity. There will be no survivors.
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Zephyr, you're on to something there. (Although my personal favorite A Team member is Murdock, naturally.) MacGuyver and Jack Bauer also seem to be on the List of Extremely Cool People.

I like the ones that Chuck Norris himself has "approved"
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
AE, have I mentioned how grateful I am that you're the Forum's Daddy? Would you save us if Chuck ever came into town?
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Old 02-13-2007, 06:15 PM
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Each individual hair in Chuck Norrises beard spends 2 hours a week using a Bowflex.

If you stare at Chuck Norris' bicepts for too long, you will go blind or develop testicular cancer.

You know sometimes you feel kinda depressed but you don't know why? That's because Chuck Norris is asleep.

Chuck Norris, when clean-shaven, radiates the heat of three suns.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave...he stares at his beard in the mirror and the hair jumps off his face.

In Indo-China, Chuck Norris' left testicle is worshiped as the God of Love, whereas his right testicle is viewed as fire breathing demon from hell.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.


Even Chuck Norris has a sense of humor. Nobody dares to test it, though.
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Can Chuck Norris get his cat to do this!?

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