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01-23-2007, 01:55 PM
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Just How Ugly is Uncle Phil?
Frubals awarded to the best of the best.
I heard sunstone was so ugly he had to beat his feet to go to bed with him. (oh I would have given myself frubals for that one!!) he is so ugly his mama had to tie a pork chop around his neck when he was little, so the dog would play with him. He's so ugly, he scared the monster out of Loch Ness and his Mama's so ugly, I couldn't even make a joke out of it 
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01-23-2007, 01:57 PM
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so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in his case.
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Jesus did not come into this world to make bad people good. He came into this world to make dead people live - Ravi Zacharias  I wasn't born again yesterday - A.S.A. Jones
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#3
01-23-2007, 02:00 PM
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen.
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01-23-2007, 02:06 PM
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Uncle Phil is so ugly, Marty Feldman said, "Holy Crap - look at your eyes!!"
 Uncle Phil is so ugly, Sandra Bernhard was beaten with the "Sunstone Stick"
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01-23-2007, 02:07 PM
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Uncle Phil is so ugly his blow up doll has started using hydrogen gas.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken.
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#6
01-23-2007, 02:13 PM
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So ugly, his dog tosses the ugly stick and Uncle Phil goes after it every time.
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Jesus did not come into this world to make bad people good. He came into this world to make dead people live - Ravi Zacharias I wasn't born again yesterday - A.S.A. Jones
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01-23-2007, 02:19 PM
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ewe but his mom said he was such a treasure. The dad said yes love lets run and bury him.
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01-23-2007, 02:33 PM
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 He's so ugly, when his significant other wants to have sex in the car she tells him to get out.
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Jesus did not come into this world to make bad people good. He came into this world to make dead people live - Ravi Zacharias I wasn't born again yesterday - A.S.A. Jones
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01-23-2007, 03:04 PM
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