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#11
01-23-2007, 03:15 PM
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Exactly! Not only that, he was so ugly when he was born, the doctor smacked everyone! And when he was laying on the beach, the cat tried to bury him! 
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#12
01-23-2007, 04:28 PM
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Seriously. Uncle Phil is so ugly, when I took him to a Haunted House he came out with a paycheck.
And when he tried out for the Star Wars bar scene, they didn't even need to give him a costume.
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#13
01-23-2007, 04:41 PM
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01-23-2007, 04:47 PM
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Jesus did not come into this world to make bad people good. He came into this world to make dead people live - Ravi Zacharias I wasn't born again yesterday - A.S.A. Jones
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#15
01-23-2007, 04:52 PM
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You heard about the ticket he got the other day? he stuck his head out the window and the police fined him for mooning. Really, he makes blind children cry.
Uncle Phil is so ugly, he threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
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Jesus did not come into this world to make bad people good. He came into this world to make dead people live - Ravi Zacharias I wasn't born again yesterday - A.S.A. Jones
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#16
01-23-2007, 04:55 PM
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This brings back so many memories of the schoolbus when I was a kid.
We'd make fun of the ugly kid both to and from school and then beat the crap out of him when we got of the bus. Now I'm sure he's the guy in charge of some huge credit card company, agonastically raising our interest rates like some demon from the underworld.
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#17
01-23-2007, 05:03 PM
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Of course, what Phil may lack in physical resplendence he more than adequately makes up for in charm and wit, we all agree.
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#18
01-23-2007, 05:08 PM
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Phil's so ugly, the lovedall has to wear a blindfold in bed O_O
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01-23-2007, 05:35 PM
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Phil is so ugly, that when he was born, the doctor wasn't sure if it was a baby, or a mutated organ.
He's also so ugly, he had to spike the lovedall's drink with a date rape drug just so she would come out of the box. A few more spiked drinks before she would get into bed with him.
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01-23-2007, 05:37 PM
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