A classroom full of young teenagers (Earth)

[michel]

A)In the biology class of a school, the teacher asked of his pupils "What part of the human body can enlarge to 9 times it's size ?"

The classroom went very quiet, and finally, a timid girl put up her hand and said "A penis ? Sir ".

The teacher smiled, and said "No, dear, I was talking about the pupil of the eye; but please give my congratulations and admiration to your boyfriend"............

B) When my grandmother was 60, she had a check up at the doctor; she was slightly overweight, and her heart was not workingas well as it could.

The doctor recommended that she walk 5 kilometers a day.

Now she is 90, and we haven't a clue as to where on Earth she is..........

[RevOxley_501]

haha


the grandma


<tickled

[Hema]

They were both so funeee!

Interesting stuff about the pupil of the eye.