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01-18-2007, 02:30 PM
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Husband Shopping Center
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men, for her husband.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men. First floor:, the door had a sign which read "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go. Second floor: says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?". Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow, say the women! Very tempting,BUT, there's more further up!? And so again, they go up. Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day." 
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#2
01-18-2007, 02:35 PM
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Hyuk hyuk. That is so hilarious. I'm not that hard to please though. I'm a very good girlie.
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 "I am neither mind, intellect, ego, nor thoughts, I am not the five senses, I am beyond that." ~ Atma Shatakam   
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#3
01-18-2007, 04:12 PM
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Quote:
 I thought the guys might appreciate this as well. It's a handy thing to put on the fridge, eh?
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01-18-2007, 04:26 PM
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ROFL!!! Bravo Bravo.....
 ...I'm printing it out and taking it to the wife and asking her what floor I'm in....
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01-18-2007, 04:49 PM
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This is great I will have to take it to the office to share.......thanks....
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