A Universal Prayer

[Djamila]

Dear God,

So far today, I am doing all right!

I haven't been greedy, mean, selfish, nasty,
self indulgent, gossiped or lost my temper.

I have not complained, whined, cursed or eaten any chocolate,
nor have I charged anything to my credit card.

But I'll be getting out of bed in a minute,
and I'm really going to need your help then.

[Hema]

Heh heh. I heard that one already but it's still funny.

God will forgive us if we eat chocolate. He understands.

[lunamoth]

Originally Posted by Djamila

Dear God,

So far today, I am doing all right!

I haven't been greedy, mean, selfish, nasty,
self indulgent, gossiped or lost my temper.

I have not complained, whined, cursed or eaten any chocolate,
nor have I charged anything to my credit card.

But I'll be getting out of bed in a minute,
and I'm really going to need your help then.

I actually use this one many mornings before I get out of bed.

[michel]

Originally Posted by Djamila

Dear God,

So far today, I am doing all right!

I haven't been greedy, mean, selfish, nasty,
self indulgent, gossiped or lost my temper.

I have not complained, whined, cursed or eaten any chocolate,
nor have I charged anything to my credit card.

But I'll be getting out of bed in a minute,
and I'm really going to need your help then.

Good one! when I got to the "I haven't been greedy, mean, selfish, nasty, ", I thought " Wow Djamila is some sort of Saint".