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Old 12-04-2006, 12:01 PM
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*YmirGF waddles in and lights a cigarette while reading the "No Smoking" sign*

ME? I'm thinking it has something to do with Latvians intercepting the lastest batch of RF cupcakes. You guys and gals did hear about that, right? Legend has it, Phil was... (censored) (censored) (censored)
... large blacked out section running several pages....
... 19 minutes of silence ...

In summation... (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) that is how the how (censored) (censored) (censored) the incident went down.

Where are G(censored) and Any(censored) when you need them?
*executive expletive*

Ah, the horror. The horror. The horror...

*YmirGF gets dragged out of the room by RF security*


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Old 12-04-2006, 12:07 PM
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This is a very dangerous thread to post in. Can you figure out why?
No. Why is it a very dangerous thread to post in? *Bats eyelids innocently*

BTW, I'd like to go on record as saying that Trusty Uncle Sunstone is my hero. I always bounce out of bed in the morning wondering how I can be just like him, right down to his manly armpits.
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:08 PM
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Is everyone forgetting that they can come back in and edit their posts to say anything they want after sneaky Sunstone does? No, I take that back! That's not a good idea! Trusty Uncle Sunstone might eat my post if I do that!

I know a secret about Phil. Not only does he love latex ladies.....his clandestine fetish is to drizzle melted chocolate between his toes and let homeless cats from his neighborhood in to lick it off. And I for one think it's charming that he does it! More men should be like him and take an active interest in entertaining both themselves and the local homeless felines in their neighborhood.

EDIT: The video is now for sale, it's called...."Cats Gone Wild" Watch Phil wiggle and squirm while six frisky felines lick and nibble their way into his heart....through his toes. It's a must see for all ages!
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:10 PM
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Is everyone forgetting that they can come back in and edit their posts to say anything they want after sneaky Sunstone does?
I did that and he ate my post! I had a post in the #3 spot a few minutes ago... Now there are only crumbs left
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:12 PM
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Is everyone forgetting that they can come back in and edit their posts to say anything they want after sneaky Sunstone does?

I know a secret about Phil. Not only does he love latex ladies.....his clandestine fetish is to drizzle melted chocolate between his toes and let homeless cats from his neighborhood in to lick it off.
Latex ladies are so much easier to deal with.
For example, to divorce one all you need is a sharp object AND you get to keep everything!!

What am I saying!!! How could I ever be so callous as to suggest divorcing a lovely, altruistic Latex Love Doll! What got into me? I must be demon possessed to even think of such a thing!!!
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:30 PM
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I think it's dangerous because sooner or later, he's going to learn who hit on Mrs. Latex during the party this past weekend.

What's that??

/me picks himself up off the floor.

Guess I wasn't supposed to tell 'em that.

Does anyone else believe like I do that Trusty Uncle Sunstone's ex wife was surely wrong to divorce Uncle Sunstone on the flimsy grounds that he didn't get along with her mother? Boy, I sure do think she over reacted to the fact Trusty Uncle Sunstone substituted firecrackers for candles on his mother in law's birthday cake that year!
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:56 PM
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Everything seems normal to me. I haven't read anything that anyone wouldn't normally post.

I agree with you, Captain: It sure was wrong for Uncle Sunstone's ex wife to divorce him simply because he couldn't get along with her mother. Didn't his ex wife notice what manly armpits Uncle Sunstone has? Didn't that at all impress her? I bet she regrets nowadays that she doesn't have those manly armpits around any longer!
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Old 12-04-2006, 01:13 PM
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Wow, everyone is so unsually nice to Sunstone today... wonder why that is???

I think it's because people are finally coming out and expressing their true feelings about Uncle Sunstone. And frankly, I think It's absolutely heartening to learn that so many of us love and respect him for his manly armpits. So unlike his ex wife, who was never impressed enough with the obvious manliness of his armpits. What a wonderful guy Uncle Sunstone is!
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Old 12-04-2006, 01:33 PM
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I have it on good authority that Uncle Sunstone is not, in fact, old and decrepit, that's just a cover for his real identity, to be reavealed at a later time...

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