Nursery Rhyme Jokes (soul, Mary, Lord)

[Djamila]

My favorite is still:

Other Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone.
When she bent over, Rover came over, and gave her a bone of his own.

I still laugh, and say it. All my friends groan cover their ears when I start, they all know it by heart - lol.

Little Miss Muffet sat of her Tuffet eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her - and the gluttonous ***** ate him too!

[Djamila]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city


Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ***
Now his two front teeth are missing

[Draka]

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
Both with a dollar fifty
Jill came home with three dollars

I know..it doesn't rhyme...it doesn't have to

[tcprowling]

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was black as Charcoal
everytime it jumped the fence
you could see it's little a*** hole

Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
Jill forgot to take the pill
now she has a daughter.

Hickory dickory Dock
3 mice ran up the Clock
the Clock struck one.....
The other two escaped with minor injuries

[tcprowling]

old King Cole
was a merry ole soul,
and a merry ole soul was he,
He called for a light
in the middle of the night
to go to the Lavatory.
The Night was dark and stormy
The Lavatory light was Dim
I heard a cry
i heard a scream
Good lord he's fallen in!