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#321
11-22-2006, 10:45 PM
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As the evening passes along at Netdoc's bar, a slightly drunken Draka sits at the bar chatting with the ghost of Comet. At this time, a shadowy figure strolls into the bar and sits down next to Draka. "I've been expecting you" Draka says.
"I know" says the shadowy figure. "So how do you want it?" "What do you have?" "Well, I have a small dagger, a hand gun, a rope and a rubber ducky." "Hmm, this is a tough choice. What do you suggest?" "I have killed lots of people with the dagger and the hand gun. The rope is highly over rated. I would suggest the rubber ducky." "Well, I guess it's the rubber ducky then" Says Draka. So, needless to say, Draka and Comet (both dead now) are sitting at the bar having drinks together but they both have to keep going to the bathroom because the drinks keep going right through them.  Granted, I am probably the only person laughing at this joke.  Day Break!
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#322
11-22-2006, 10:51 PM
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A rubber ducky? I'm killed with a rubber ducky?
 Okay, the images are getting strange here. I'm trying to picture how my death was brought about by a rubber ducky. Shoot...that's talent!  Soooo, how about another beer NetDoc? How's been things since you died Comet?
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#323
11-22-2006, 11:32 PM
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You guys are the life of THIS party!
You didn't have a ghost of a chance with that rubber ducky. Now for some spirited debates. It's as loud as a tomb in here! We'll be having fried Poultrygiest for lunch.
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On sabbatical until things become fun again.
Reach me at NetDoc@ScubaBoard.com or on www.ScubaBoard.com.
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#324
11-22-2006, 11:49 PM
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......Shirley Temple please  extra cherrys on the side 
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#325
11-22-2006, 11:51 PM
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I've decided to have my first drink.
Could I get a car bomb please? Dark Guiness with a shot of Bailey's Irish Creame.
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#326
11-22-2006, 11:53 PM
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#327
11-22-2006, 11:53 PM
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well...since I don't drink for real, I might as well enjoy it online.
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#328
11-23-2006, 03:55 AM
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Draka died at 4am in the morning my time!! I can assure you I was fast asleep and in no bar!
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#329
11-23-2006, 07:38 PM
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Since most people are probably busy finishing off the turkey leg, I might as well get the ball rolling with the preemptive voting from Buttons and CDRaider because I just got out of work and missed thanks giving
 . We have a trial .mrs stemann is on trial and so far we have; Guilty: Buttons* CDRaider Still to vote: jmoum Ciscokid nutshell Pardus
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#330
11-23-2006, 08:56 PM
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Yeah! GUILTY!
BTW, happy turkey day
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I always give money to homeless people, ya know, just incase its Jesus in disquise. ~ Some guy from Last Comic Standing
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