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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!
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That was witty! Very funny too!
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"I am neither mind, intellect, ego, nor thoughts, I am not the five senses, I am beyond that." ~ Atma Shatakam ![]()
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ha ha ha ha ha :rolf:
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Sounds like something I would say.
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Wish I could take the credit for it.
My brother sent it to me long ago.
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I love that!!hahaha!!
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