Army Issued

[Mestemia]

Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a mountain man was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On his third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.

[Shadow Wolf]

Thats funny. I needed a good laugh before I go to work.