Don't mess with kids (blood, hell, Revelation, Commandment, God)

[tcprowling]

reasons not to
mess with children.
A little girl was
talking to her teacher about whales.
The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher
reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The
little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The
teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The
little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

[tcprowling]

A
Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one
little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied,
"I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused
and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a
beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will
in a minute."

[tcprowling]

A
Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
and six year olds.
After explaining
the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked,
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers
and sisters?"
Without missing a
beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall
not kill."

[tcprowling]

One day a little
girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair
sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She
looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied,
"Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy,
one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought
about this revelation for a while and then said, "Mum, how come ALL
of grandma's hairs are white?"

[Hema]

Those are really neat! Kids do say the darndest things.

[tcprowling]

The children had
all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each
to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at
the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

[tcprowling]

A teacher was giving
a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer,
she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know,
would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes,"
the class said.
"Then why is
it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood
doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your
feet ain't empty."

[michel]

Children have wonderfully uncomplicated minds.................Thanks for sharing those!