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Old 11-09-2006, 08:08 PM
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Vienna, Austria (VHA) - A Bosnian Muslim convict escaped from prison by wrapping himself in a large parcel and posting himself to freedom.

Authorities identified the escaped prisoner as Muradif Hasanbegovic, 36, who was convicted of armed robbery and sentenced to 7 years in prison. He was serving out his sentence in the Karlau prison, near Graz.

Reports said Hasanbegovic was working in the prison's workshop, where he helped package and post parts for lamp-posts. It was believed that some convicts helped him pack himself in a parcel, then loaded him onto a truck. Once outside the prison, the man broke out of the parcel and jumped off the back of the truck and fled.

The driver of the truck told the police, "I noticed the tarpaulin had a hole in it just as the prison called me and asked 'Have you noticed anything funny? We are kind of missing a prisoner'."

Prison warden Franz Hochstrasser adds, "This sort of thing was not supposed to happen. Guards need to count prisoners at the end of working hours. We are investigating the case."

Hasanbegovic, who was known among prison guards for his mischevious sense of humor, is still at large. His daughter, the only living member of his family in Bosnia and Herzegovina, has been contacted by Austrian authorities who suspect Hasanbegovic is en route to Sarajevo.

Hochstrasser declined to reveal exactly what information Dijana Hasanbegovic provided, saying only that she was very rude and uncooperative.
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Old 11-10-2006, 01:47 PM
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Hahaha...

Last sentence might have been the best part...
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Old 11-10-2006, 01:50 PM
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Hahaha, Emu. I agree. I can hear her in my mind... making all these Nazi inuendos.
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