Jesus Vs. Satan (hell, Holy Spirit, God, Christian, heaven)

[Sonic247]

Originally Posted by angellous_evangellous

But the joke is perfectly orthodox.

Observe:

Mark 1:11-13

And a voice came from heaven, "You are my beloved Son; with you I am well pleased." The Spirit immediately drove him out into the wilderness. And he was in the wilderness forty days, And he was with the wild animals, and the angels were ministering to him.being tempted by Satan.

That was my whole point "this is my beloved son in whom I am well pleased" not "I'm tired of you two arguing" And it wasn't a competition then either it wasn't "I bet I'm better at making people sin than you" it was a temptation Jesus had to go through, but he couldn't lose. O.k fine it's a joke forum....... hmm Two giraffes walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

[lilithu]

Originally Posted by syoonsh

it's little old but,my friend sent me this way back and if you guys are tired of having discussing religions,
try to read below . You'll laugh for a while..

Yeah, that's a pretty old joke. I still think it's funny tho.

[Shadow Wolf]

God and Jesus are one, saying God got tired of Jesus is blasphemy. Besides that Jesus would be infinitely better than Satan at anything.

It's a joke. A rather odd one, but it shouldn't be taken seriously. Maybe this kind of joke, or maybe this would work better.