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Old 11-01-2006, 04:06 PM
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God and Jesus are one, saying God got tired of Jesus is blasphemy. Besides that Jesus would be infinitely better than Satan at anything.
it's blasphemy to say that jesus needs a computer, even. in heaven they've got super-fast microchips implanted in the brain.
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Old 11-01-2006, 04:11 PM
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Ask one what the other will tell you then choose the opposite...
Good movie
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Old 11-01-2006, 04:15 PM
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Which movie are you thinking of? I'm thinking of the Labrynth.

Only one of the BESTEST movies ever.
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Old 11-01-2006, 04:33 PM
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Taking this a bit seriously aren't we...

Besides, Satan would have just placed a side bet on Jesus and lost the competition on purpose.
yeah..this is just a rumor, and I think some of fellows are taking serious....hmm...
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Old 11-01-2006, 04:46 PM
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Taking this a bit seriously aren't we...

Besides, Satan would have just placed a side bet on Jesus and lost the competition on purpose.
You've seen that episode of South Park haven't you?
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Old 11-01-2006, 05:41 PM
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God and Jesus are one, saying God got tired of Jesus is blasphemy. Besides that Jesus would be infinitely better than Satan at anything.
Lighten up, why don't you. This is the jokes forum, not a debate forum.
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Old 11-01-2006, 05:58 PM
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Lighten up, why don't you. This is the jokes forum, not a debate forum.
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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument
about who was better on the computer. They had
been going at it for days, and Frankly God was tired
of hearing all the bickering.
Mark 1:11-13
And a voice came from heaven, "You are my beloved Son; with you I am well pleased." The Spirit immediately drove him out into the wilderness. And he was in the wilderness forty days, And he was with the wild animals, and the angels were ministering to him.being tempted by Satan.

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