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I got this joke in my email today and it gave me the biggest laugh (one I desperately needed). I think you'll all find it just as funny.
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk *** off the merry-go-round.
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Muahaha.
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Bwahaaaaaa! Awesome!
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hahaha! i can just imagine how bizarre that would be for a drunken so-and-so.
oh, god, Jim! there's this pig! Jim!
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"Daughter, your faith has healed you. Go in peace, and be freed from your suffering."
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hahahahahahah
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lol
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