WORST dancing EVER!? (God)

[Djamila]

I submit... Vesna Pisarovic. Now, it shames me to choose a Bosnian woman from Brcko, but she's lived in Croatia since the collapse of Yugoslavia so it's okay.

Thank God she's got those eyes... because if not, she might really be in trouble getting a man.

And why does she bend over for no reason and just stay like that for so long? LOL

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[lizskid]

Ok, my Down Syndrome son dances with more natural movement, I will admit. (That's not an insult to him, he loves to dance and has rythm) Maybe she had a back spasm and had to bend over? Is the panty line look big in Croatia??? It sure took away from her sequined gown. When she did that bendy thing, I felt as if there should be a stripper pole nearby.

[Djamila]

Hahaha, Liz. Very funny critique!

Have your way with this, and keep in mind: she's an award-winning belly dancer. LOL

Selma Bajrami - Svi ste vi isti

[Djamila]

And the worst ever... this is not an act. She really dresses and acts like this all the time:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnJp94NvShE

[lizskid]

Well, not that I am working on "So you think you can dance" or anything else. I think I wish she had belly danced more, all she did was squat and stand and turn her head. She also seemed to be experiencing some dramatic climate changes, which would explain the bathing suit to fur coat jumps.

[Djamila]

Hahaha!

[lizskid]

Well, I never knew 3:46 was so long.
She seemed to have a much bustier appearance in the raincoat than in the gold lacey outfit...strange. Well, she stands well. I fear for that sweet little dog though.

[Djamila]

Hehehe.

How about this... let me give you some background, you'll have more to work with. This is Hanka, she's Bosnia's Cher. Her career began in 1941 and has included more than 300 10-minute-long, mournful folk songs. Now she's trying to modernize her old, Muslim *** and win some new fans.

And this is the result of her labors.

Hanka Paldum - Dodji

[Djamila]

Oh, the best yet. Take a Orthodox Christian man, and a Muslim woman - mate them together - raise the offspring in Zvornik, feed it nothing but twinkies, send it to school in Jelah (Islamic school), teach it to lip-sync sing and belly dance...

And voila...

Seka Aleksic - OCI PLAVE BOJE